All is not well in bibleland
by Matt Giwer, © 2008

Introduction

This article is not intended to convince anyone of anything. It is much too loaded a subject to engender anything but angry disagreement from those who know what they were told in Sunday school is true. This is intended only for those who have a skeptical interest in the jewish foundations of the Christian religion.

These foundations are to be found in the several Old Testament canons and some related writings. All Christian religions and all of Islam are based upon the people of the OT having actually had the experiences recounted. Abraham has to have had a covenant with god. Moses had to receive the Ten Commandments. Those are the two critical events and modern archaeology finds no evidence for either. On the contrary it has found evidence showing they cannot have happened.

There has to have been a convenant between Abraham and Yahweh else there is no Christian New Covenant. Abraham and Moses have to have been prophets of Yahweh else Islam has no basis and critical parts of the Koran are false. And for Jews, if none of these are true what are they doing agonizing over a ham and cheese sandwich?


What is the Old Testament?
The Old Testament is a Christian name for the pre-Jesus books. There is no common agreement as to which books form the canon of the books which are studying for the instruction of the faithful. Even where there is agreement on the books, there is no agreement on the words of the books as they are different. There is also no disagreement what the Old Testament means, from the Catholic useful for instruction to the Jewish all there is.

The Jews have their selection of books. Roman Catholics and Protestant sects have different selections. Orthodox Catholics use the Greek Septuagint. These are the collections with official approval of some organized religion. Not that organization confers fact but it at least raises it above personal opinion to something that educated people have considered. And not that considered thought matters when there is a working presumption that the Old Testament has religious value.

Some stories are found in only one collection but are commonly known and told by groups which do not consider the source part of their canon. For example the story of Daniel in the lions' den is only found in the Septuagint book, Bel and the Dragon.

Some stories are found in material with no canonical standing whatsoever. Moses is at time referred to as a prince of Egypt. Walt Disney made a movie of that story. It is found only in the writings of Josephus. Josephus claimed to be a priest of the Jerusalem temple who turned traitor and sided with Titus in the 76 AD revolt. He claimed nothing but being a common priest, not a high priest, not a scholar. He merely tells a story.


Are the stories credible?
The ancient position
There is a certain mentality which believes in the literal truth of the stories in the Old Testament. When they are Christians they are commonly called born again or fundamentalists. Among Jews they are called the Orthodox. I will not bother addressing such fools.

The median position
There is a more reasonable school of thought which discounts everything prior to and including the stories of the united kingdom of Israel as mythology. Jewish archaeologists in Israel from respected universities support this position. The popular work, The Bible Unearthed by Finkelstein and Silberman who are Jewish, Israeli, PhD archaeologists is a good introduction as far as it goes. As far as it goes means it is strictly academic in content even though the style is for non-academics.

The recent position
This differs from the median position primarily in when it was created. In light of the fact that the captivity in Babylon is a myth there was no impetus to create the religion in the 7th c. BC. Based upon the presumption that the first mention in history is the original, the Septuagint is the first mentioned in history. The mention of an original in another language first appears some two centuries later.

Those who support either the median or the recent position agree all the stories about a united Israel and the stories leading up to it such as Exodus are myths. A less polite way to say this is they are a pack of lies. The recent position holds all of the stories in all of the books are a pack of lies. Myth implies rather more than the deliberate creation of a religion merits.

This position is often referred to as the Copenhagen School for some unclear reason. I came to these conclusions before I heard of the Copenhagen school. That is not a brag but rather it does not take a life time of study to see the obvious.

Definitions

Bibleland
I use bibleland as a shorthand way of referring to places mentioned in the Old Testament without specifics.

I use it as often places mentioned in the bible cannot be confirmed to exist and none of them can be confirmed to exist as described in the bible.

Using the term avoids getting bogged down in specifics where they add nothing to the narrative.

As I will show below, there is no history in the Old Testament. Thus I distinguish real history from the invented history in the Old Testament.

Jews and Judeans
Today's name Jews is a name which evolved out of Judeans, people who lived in Judea. It did not originally mean a religion but natives of Judea as today Palestinians are natives of Palestine. So the terms Jews and Judeans are used interchangeably here.

Pack of Lies
Many consider it impolite to call the bible a pack of lies. I do this because the normal terms used to discuss it assume it is true. This keeps reminding the reader, and me, of the reality.

hebrew
Similar to "pack of lies" using the lower case H for hebrew keeps in mind the very existence of this language in ancient times is not only questionable and far from certain.

Jews and Judaism and Judea and Judeans
All of these names derive from Judea via the Greek Ioduminae. Back then there was no difference between where a person lived and his religion. Although hopelessly mixing terms, a Jew was a Judean who followed the religion of Judea which was called Judaism.

The standard of evidence

As the bible is completely wrong about Egypt archaeologists had to learn what it was like from the physical evidence. Other civilizations have been reconstructed from the physical evidence without other knowledge of the civilization. The standard for the Old Testament is the same, that the civilization of bibleland can be reconstructed solely from the physical evidence.

Percentagewise bibleland is the most dug place in the world. There is no excuse for not finding the same physical evidence as is found for other civilizations.

Egypt has more digs and more archaeologists. But in bibleland, which in this case includes modern Israel as well and parts of Lebanon, Syria and Jordan, professional and amateur archaeologists and thieves have swarmed the land for a century and a half. During this time the local population has increased five to ten times greater than a century and a half ago. All of those new people dig the ground to build homes and cultivate news lands for food.

Particularly in Israel highways and high rises and parking garages have been built. And still nothing has been found which would confirm the bible stories as real history.

Israel's museums are also evidence as they display what has been found in Israel and the West Bank and East Jerusalem. They contain large amounts of Roman period artifacts and a much lesser number of Greek period architects. Pre-Greek artifacts are but a handful. And in many cases they are as likely Egyptian as they are of local origin.

Because of all of this digging and searching, intentional and accidental, not finding evidence to support the Old Testament stories indicates the Old Testament being total fiction.

In addition to the above the standard of evidence precludes logical fallacies such as "who else could it be" as that is begging the question.

The standard rejects bible context around a find unless the artifact has intrinsic evidence of a bible context. It is so common it appears to be a journalistic requirement that when reporting on a new archaeological find in bibleland the find itself is described in a bible context. Whatever words describe the find itself, several times as many words weave a bible story around the find.

A find is just a find until it is published in the professional literature. This is the academic standard. After it is published only after other archaeologists have evaluated the find can an opinion be given. Note in this context, the Biblical Archaeological Review is not a professional publication. It is a news stand magazine.

The standard requires the use of the scientific method in general as well as the criteria peculiar to the science of archaeology. Perhaps the most important of those in provenance. Almost all of the sensational finds from bibleland, past and present, have no provenience. That makes them essentially worthless.

It is also worth noting that the sensational finds from bibleland were made when the people who found them can best be described as adventurers before the science of archaeology came into being. It is telling that nothing significant has been found since the requirements of science have been applied. Frankly the adventurers finds in the 19th c. need be reevaluated.

None of the above are loaded against the bible. They are exactly the criteria for evaluating archaeological finds any place else. There is no scientific argument for relaxed standards when it comes to bibleland. In fact, just the opposite. The 19th century adventurers who came to the Near East described every find in terms of the bible and they were uniformly making it up. Unfortunately those old finds are still presented in the bible context.

What is important to know is that in the beginning of the 20th century the above rules began to be applied to finds in bibleland. And with that the sensational finds dried up in the professional world. Only the so-called biblical archaeologists continue to make sensational finds. It is not credible to suggest the professionals are less competent or less lucky than the biblical archaeologists.

Archaeologists and Biblical Archaeologists
The class of biblical archaeologists are those who invent the bible context for everything they find. Roman era finds include extraneous narrative such as "while the Jews chaffed under Roman rule" which has nothing to do with the find and everything to do with preserving the Hollywood view of bibleland.

These people may or may not have degrees in archaeology. In Egypt the PhD prover is required to get a digging permit. In bibleland pro-Old Testament credentials are often sufficient to get a digging permit. These people tend to publish in the newspapers and in newsstand magazines like Biblical Archaeological Review which does its best to pretend to be a professional publication.

Even real arkies have an opening paragraph.

Historians and biblical historians

The history of bibleland

Prehistoric bibleland
Assuming you are not in the fundamentalist category you know humans along with all primates arose in Africa. Some left such as orangutans and gibbons showing it did not take any particular intelligence. Australopithecus, an early species of hominid also left Africa. There were others.

And we, Homo Sapiens, left Africa. The easiest way out of Africa was down the Nile, east along the coast and through bibleland. Otherwise swimming or boats are needed. Thus bibleland has been continuously inhabited by people for some 60,000 or more years. Note that 60,000 years ago the sea level was some 300 feet lower. The Red Sea was much smaller in those days and swimming or rafting is not out of the question as a means of crossing out of Africa into Asia.

Because of this continuous human habitation for 60,000 or more years, more than simple evidence of human habitation is needed to find evidence of the bible stories.

Egyptian rule of bibleland

Bibleland appears in real history with Herodotus
Three different ways they could and should have been mentioned but nothing.

by name | by circumcision | by tribute

The coming of the Greeks with Alexander
Conquers Tyre and then marches directly to Egypt bypassing Judea as though it did not exist. The simplest explanation is that it did not exist.

There are two inventories of Alexander's conquests. In such inventories one would expect exaggeration rather than minimalization. There is no mention of Judea.

The absence of mention
Ordinarily the absence of mention is little more than a curiosity as far less and 1/10th of one percent of ancient writings have survived. In the case of the bible people it has more importance.

For example, Herodotus collected tall tales as well as facts. One presumes this was to satisfy the expectation people have that travelers will tell entertaining tales of strange people and places.

What makes the silence of Herodotus on bible people interesting is that if they existed they were the strangest people in all the world. They had only one god. Even stranger, when they are mentioned in real history, no one remarks upon this strangest of all people who have only one god.

The simplest explanation is that they had more than one god. And that is what real history and archaeology shows. The narrative of the Old Testament is at most that of a Yahweh cult among other cults in bibleland. The claim of unanimity in Yahweh worship is belied by facts from real history.

There is no mention of Judea for any reason in Greek records of their Asian kingdom. Even the revolt of the Maccabes is not mentioned by them. This suggests it was either a very minor event or another fictional tale.

The coming of Rome with Pompey
Pompey of the Triumverate was given a three year commission to eliminate pirates instead of the usual 'do the job and come home' charter. Instead of three years it took four months. He used his charter to expand the influence of Rome in the region. Mainly he committed Roman troops to the highest bidder. This lead to permanent garrisons and quickly to Roman rule.

The people of bibleland

The people did not rise above shepards and dirt farmers before the Greeks. Every major population center including all of those attributed to Soloman have been identified as outposts of other civilizations. The people of bibleland made no contribution to civilization, ever, of any kind. Our religious culture has a foundation in treating the people of bibleland as praiseworthy, noble, religious and so forth. The problem is what they had for a religion does not pass muster as a religion today save for indigenous peoples far from civilization as it was solely a ritual/taboo, genital mutilating, animal sacrificing religion. It was religions like this in Africa that inspired missionaries to save them from themselves.

We can look at the good guys of bibleland in many ways and usually wrong because of religious prejudices but one thing no one can disagree with. At no time did they ever contribute anything to human civilization.

There was no art, architecture, literature, science, engineering, math, astronomy, or anything these people contributed. They are a cipher in history.

Further they did not leave written contracts, administrative records, royal decrees or any of the other types of written material that are found in quantity in other civilizations. Nor have records upon which the Old Testament could have been based been found. In all of bibleland not a single, authentic inscription of a single bible passage been found. The only exceptions are where the material was borrowed from other civilizations such as the prayer to Ra which is in the book of Psalms as, may his light shine upon you.

They did not invent monotheism. Believers try to salvage the bible by declaring them henotheists, a word invented to salvage a belief they were monotheists from the clear statements in the Old Testament. But even if one believes they were monotheists because of the bible, the bible says it was revealed to them so they did not invent it. And if one wants to go the secular route and say it was a human invention then there is no basis for saying it got the right god.

And before bragging about monotheism, consider they are the only religions which start wars based upon religious beliefs. Going by body count montheism is a very bad idea.

The religion of bibleland good guys

Ritual/taboo as a religion
When the Judeans first appear in real history they have a religion with appears to be closely related to the Judaism of today as practiced by the Orthodox. Today the Orthodox Jews do not consider Conservative and Reform to be the Jewish religion but I am not going to get into that can of worms. They can fight it out and the winner can get in touch with me.

Christians commonly consider it to have been superior to the religions of other peoples of the time. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Other religions generally condemned body mutilation and where tolerated it was reserved for people of a certain station such as a senior male priest of a female deity. The other religions had no rituals required of the people. All religious duties were carried out by priests.

These other religions fostered ethical thought as opposed to obedience to religous dogma. A person was to achieve a better life through his own efforts. They had no objections to art in any form and often sponsored it for their temples.

They practiced animal sacrifice which was considered primitive by the surrounding religions of the first millennium BC. They practiced ritual genital mutilation which was condemned by both the Greeks and Romans. Calling it circumcision and our familiarity with it does not change it from ritual genital mutilation as a religious practice. As Abraham and his covenant are myths it is not possible to claim it is a divine requirement.

In fact this primitive nature is about the only thing which argues for it being an ancient religion. This is the kind of religion explorers in the wilds of Africa reported finding a century ago. No amount of lipstick can make Judaism look better.

The other religions of bibleland
This is the worship of a female deity under the name of Ashara in older times and as Astarte in the 1st and 2nd c. AD. Ashara was the consort of Yahweh according to an inscription found in bibleland. Believers tacitly admit she was worshiped but assert without evidence that her worship was eliminated about the 3rd c. BC.

Many votaries or house shrines have been found in bibleland. Here are some images of them. Notice some are of Ashara alone and others of Ashara and Yahweh. I can find no mention of any objects with Yahweh alone.

There is mention of BYT STRT in Jerusalem. Whereas BYT YHWH is translated as temple of Yahweh (also house of the lord) believers do not translate the other as temple of Astarte. They translate it as Strato's Tower. There is no explanation of who Strato was or what this tower was for. The translation as Strato's Tower is firmly based in the false belief the Judeans worshiped only YHWH.

What the religions prior to the Yahweh cult do as worship ceremonies we do not know. Nothing has survived except maybe the description of a temple ceremony found in the books of Maccabe. That describes a ceremony to a nature god such as Dionysus.

The gods of other peoples named in the Old Testament they are from the Ugarit pantheon of which Yahweh and Ashara are members. This implies the mythology of fanciful battles against those gods was simply a method the Yahwehist creators had for condemning those who still worshiped them.

The elaborate, draconian punishments meted out to those who did not perform rituals or violated taboos or worshiped other gods is the same sort of thing we see in leftist dictatorships. But this also shows exclusive Yahweh worship and the rituals and taboos were imposed on the people by these punishments.

If this religion had grown up over generations to connect their customs to a god we would not expect there to be a need for such strict punishments. In Rome if someone did not celebrate a holy day it was their own loss to miss out on the fun. Blasphemy was not tolerated and in times of famine and plague everyone was required to make a ritual offering in the temple of the patron god of city but that was usually no more than burning some incense.

This was a religion of the people going back to prehistoric times. The customs in the religion were more or less equally old. People would have nothing but these customs and religion. The idea of needing to enforce them would be a foreign as a law requiring Americans to eat hamburgers or watch TV.

That the Yahweh cult and customs and behavior had to be enforced at all shows it was not the religion or the customs of the people. That these draconian punishments continued into New Testament times shows there were still problems imposing this religion at that time.

Between Alexander and the Romans
Some time between Alexander and the Romans the religion of Judaism appeared in history. This religion is defined by the genital mutilation, ritual/taboo lifestyle, and animal sacrifice. Herodotus made no mention of them or anyone who could have been them. There is no evidence this religion existed before the arrival of Alexander.

It has the characteristics of an invented religion. It appears suddenly in history as did Islam, the Latter Day Saints and the Scientologists. Their seminal events were the Koran, the Book of Mormon and Dianetics respectively. It imposes new customs upon a people which require punishments to make happen like the imposition of communism.

The question that has to be answered

In light of what bibleland was like before the arrival of the Greek influence, how could the Old Testament come into existence?

Nothing significant written about bibleland in the Old Testament is true. The people were not even at a level of civilization to create the Old Testament much less preserve it over centuries. Further the religion described in the Old Testament was not the religion of the people of the region at any time even into the 2nd c. AD.

We have a collection of books which religious tradition says was written over centuries with the last book written two to three centuries before the arrival of the Greeks. Those who reject religious tradition say it was created after the return from Babylon which would make it about three to four centuries before Alexander. Yet only after Alexander do we have evidence the people of the region we advanced enough to create the Old Testament.

Either creation was before there was a civilization to create it or it was created after Alexander. The former is in the impossible category and until there is evidence of such a pre-Alexandrian civilization there is no rational reason to assume it existed.

The only rational conclusion is the Old Testament was created after Alexander.

This presents us with another issue but first a digression.

From ancient writings we first learn of a version in a dead language of Judea which spoke Aramaic at that time in the writings of Josephus in the late 1st c. AD. Josephus claimed to be a priest of Yahweh and can thus be considered authoritative. He wrote that Septuagint was not the original but a translation from that archaic language. From this we learn the Septuagint in Greek was considered the original Old Testament in his time.

It is fairly well known that when the New Testament quotes the Old it uses the Septuagint not the archaic Judean language commonly called Hebrew. Note calling it Hebrew is not reasonable as the Hebrews are only found in the Old Testament and then only in the parts that all but fundamentalists agree is fiction, pack of lies if you will. Calling the language Hebrew backdates the invention of the Hebrews. But that is the custom. While I will call it lower case hebrew this is not to be taken as accepting they ever existed.

The problem with Josephus claiming the Septuagint was a translation is what this priest of Yahweh gives as his best evidence, the forged letter of Aristeas. This is the letter that is the only source of all the mythology of how it was translated. But the letter is not authentic and it was the best Josephus had for evidence. So we have no credible source of the Septuagint being a translation from "hebrew."

So we have no reason to believe the Septuagint is a translation. For all we know it may be the original. But what is meant by original?

Around the 4th or 5th c. AD the idea of an approved, official set of books was invented, the official canon. Above I noted the different official canons of the Jews and of Christian sects. Back before the idea of official books was invented we have little idea why books were included or excluded from the OT.

No canonical collection of the Old Testament in hebrew has survived from ancient times. Similarly there is no consistent collection of books of the Greek Septuagint. Most rely upon the Greek Orthodox usage of the Septuagint as the official collection.

The absence of a canonical collection of Old Testament books is not hair splitting. Josephus wrote that in comparison to the many Greek books on religion which contradict each other the Jews have only 22 book. Here is a priest telling us the number in his time is different from the number today.

Some believers have tried to explain this by lumping together several books into one. The problem with that is it is nothing but imagination as today's books are always found separate no matter how far back in time there are records. By chance they might be right but they have nothing to go on but the conclusion the number of books was always the same and then inventing arguments to support that conclusion. That is a logical fallacy. It is arguing to a preconceived conclusion.

Chicken or egg?
So which came first? The hebrew or the Greek? As the hebrew could only have been created after Alexander one could consider the question as meaningless as the chicken and the egg question. But from Josephus we learn that the Greek and Roman worlds has assumed the Greek Septuagint was the original. And the only grounds Josephus has to say the original was in hebrew is a forgery.

Religious tradition has it the New Testament was written by the Apostles (the original disciples of Jesus) and Paul. That would make the creation in the mid to late 1st c. AD and likely before Josephus wrote about an original. Skeptics put the creation of the gospels in the mid 2nd c. AD and not by anyone who was alive when Jesus lived. (Assuming for the moment there is a real person behind the gospels which is far from clear.) In either case all citations of the Old Testament are from the Greek Septuagint as is the theology. If the skeptics are correct then what Josephus wrote did not change popular opinion in favor of the Septuagint a half a century later indicating Josephus was either not widely read or not widely believed in his time.

So even if there was an original, non-Greek Old Testament its creation would have been more or less contemporaneous with the Septuagint, after Alexander and before Rome. The Septuagint became the only version known throughout the Roman empire. This is important. The early Christians were barely more than a sect of Judaism. The Judea/Jewish enclaves in Alexandria, Athens, Rome and other major cities used the Septuagint. If there was a more correct original version the correctness of it was not of interest to Jews or the Christian sect of Judaism outside of bibleland. If it were, Josephus would not have had to use a forgery to claim there was an original version.

At this point which was the original language of the Old Testament is almost inconsequential. But given the period in which it had to be created there is still a problem. In the time between Alexander and Rome the spoken language of bibleland was Aramaic. In fact there is no evidence "hebrew" was ever a spoken language. As it is only in writing the only indication is it was an invented liturgical language.

It could not have been an archaic language as we have examples of what are considered older forms of it. It is given bible names like proto-hebrew or proto-canaanite. The proto means it was different. So the older one wants the hebrew version to be the more like the proto language it has to be. Yet it is different from the proto language.

One can argue the books of the Old Testament were revised to reflect changes as the language evolved but then we have to address the fact there is no evidence it was ever a spoken language and while it was "evolving" the spoken language was Aramaic. A language cannot evolve if not spoken unless it is an invented liturgical language. The Latin of the Roman Catholic Church has words for atom bomb and satellite.

Many may not like my conclusions but there are clearly faults with the common description of the Old Testament and its hebrew. The faults can be resolved with a creation of the hebrew between Alexander and Rome. In fact the later the creation the more easily other matters are explained.

The traditional idea of authorship has as many if not more problems than my suggestion. I have given many reasons against it. Another is the belief the impetus for its creation was the return from captivity in Babylon in the 5th c. BC. There was no captivity in Babylon therefore no impetus to create these stories.

For example even granting the story of Exodus is fiction, a pack of lies, the description of Egypt is entirely wrong. The older the creation of the story of Exodus the more difficult it is to explain why it is all wrong about Egypt in the times of Abraham and Moses. For example, king of Egypt is like president of the US. Pharho is the equivalent of White House. The person of the king was never confused with the administrative complex referred to as Pharho. There are many more examples.

In fact regarding Exodus it appears the authors had no idea where it was. There is a tale of wandering before the fourty years of wandering curse. The promised land, bibleland, is about a one week walk from the Nile Delta. By the time they get around to the golden calf thing they should have been in bibleland for months. The number of people involved in Exodus could have formed a line from the delta to Jerusalem and passed their possessions from hand to hand all the way there.

So why do they write as though Egypt were a distant land instead of one of the closest? The clearest answer is they had no idea where it was.

The author(s) also had no idea that Egypt ruled bibleland on up to the Euphrates river in Mesopotamia at the time of Exodus.

In fact when adventurers (it is hard to call them anything else) first went to Egypt they did so to uncover its biblical past. They were using the bible as a guide. It eventually became clear the bible was completely wrong about ancient Egypt. Near the turn of the 20th c. it was the recognition that the bible was completely wrong when it came to Egypt that the science of archaeology was born. So something good came of the bible nonsense. First it created the interest and then that caused the creation of the science.