Hello, you have reached the bomb threat hotline.

If you have a small bomb, please press 1.

If you have a large bomb, please press 2.

If you have placed it in a public building please press 3.

If you have placed it in an airplane please press 4.

If you would like this menu repeated in Spanish, please press 5.

If you would like this menu repeated in Farsi, please press 6.

If you are placing this call for a hearing impaired person please press 7.

If you have placed your bomb in a phone company building, please enter your calling card number now.

If you need further assistance please stay on the line and a threat taker will be with you shortly.