After decades living as a hermit on the mountain the hermit was enlightened. He ran out of his cave, into town and shouted, "I have the meaning of life!" A crowd gathered and demanded he tell them. He began to obliged saying, "The meaning of life is ..." when he was interrupted by the sound of a very loud buzzer coming from the heavens.
The hermit looked up into the heavens and asked, "What have I done wrong?" And a voice came from the heavens and said, "I am sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question."