Say it short and sweet

• Barney Must Die!
  
• I come in peace.
  
• I don't call 911.
  
• The Purple Pedophile must die!
  
• "Beware the low profit." Giwer 1:1
  
• "Bill and Al's Bogus Adventure." DEMs '92
  
• "Dr. Gruber, get a life." Dr. Herbert West
  
• "Give Corruption a Chance." Matt Giwer
  
• "Torah! Torah! Torah!" A battle cry to frighten Arabs.
  
• 333 a beast, 333 a beast, 333 a beast onward, into the valley
  
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one. Those are about the best odds in town.
  
• A power granted is a power abused.
  
• ABRACADABRA! Almost HEX.
  
• And I'll be Beetoven.
  
• Any answer over three words is no.
  
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
  
• Are you posting with your eyes open or using The Force?
  
• Born in 1945; the replacement for WW II.
  
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
  
• Catapult testing condemned by ASPCA.
  
• Cheating is in the eye of the loser.
  
• Child abuse experts do not reproduce.
  
• Child abuse experts have no children.
  
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at their toes,
  
• Dignity can not be taken or lost, only deserted.
  
• Do you expect the poor to hire you?
  
• Double O Limbaugh, License to annoy.
  
• Eat anything that doesn't eat you first.
  
• Even Eternal Truth doesn't last forever.
  
• Even I am impressed with me.
  
• Even I am impressed.
  
• Getting even is a moral imperative.
  
• Gun Control: Hope over experience.
  
• Hell, I am almost always right more often than "him".
  
• I am a chiropractor. I make adjustments to the human spine.
  
• I am not a number. I am a free man.
  
• I am Ozyharriet, Family of Families
  
• I didn't make this world. I just brought it to its knees.
  
• I do not have an ego. I am right.
  
• I never apologize.
  
• I'm upping my standards, up yours.
  
• I, Matthias Gloriosus, I, messenger to thousands, I am my ideal.
  
• If a man does not work, neither let him eat.
  
• If the gods do not listen, what good are they?
  
• If the gods will not listen, then to hell with them.
  
• Innocense is a pesky technicality in Israel.
  
• It ain't charity with other people's money.
  
• Janet Reno, the third best Democrat woman for the job.
  
• Justice, unlike revenge, is best served warm and bleeding.
  
• Life's purpose is the other SOB dying for his beliefs.
  
• Live fast, love well, and have a glorious end.
  
• Man is the only animal that laughs and has a Congress.
  
• Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
  
• Matt Giwer, brought to you by the 2nd Amendement.
  
• Matt Giwer, the most dangerous man on Controv. J Higgins
  
• My every message, a conference unto itself.
  
• My incoming messages have the right of way.
  
• Never assume conspiracy where stupidity will suffice.
  
• Nine out of ten Chosen People choose the Torah.
  
• None of my opinions are humble.
  
• One Finger is all a real American needs.
  
• Only the married human male mates in captivity.
  
• Philosophy is to knowledge as folklore is to elves.
  
• Play your state lottery. Pay your fool tax.
  
• Rather a false prophet than a low one.
  
• Reach out and offend someone.
  
• Resistance to the EPA is obedience to god.
  
• Rush Limbaugh is too humble. -- Matt Giwer
  
• Scruples taste best with garlic butter.
  
• Sind Ihre Tochter Achtzehn?
  
• Sleeping one mat; awake half a mat; three bowls for rice.
  
• Soar with the Eagles, and the only way to go is down.
  
• Sodomy isn't a civil right; it is a privledge.
  
• Some times I wonder why it took Jason so long to snap.
  
• Sometimes the Middle Class must be destroyed to save it.
  
• Stand aside! I write large messages.
  
• Take and forget is not an oath of office.
  
• That which does not destroy us makes us greater.
  
• The 1040, the Torah, the Torah I can read.
  
• The Constitution is not a technicality.
  
• The Few, the Proud, the Politically Incorrect!
  
• The Hansen Brothers; my kind of debaters.
  
• The most banned user in the known universe.
  
• The revolution is coming because we find the law revolting.
  
• The Right of the Individual is to be an Individual.
  
• The right to buy guns is the right to be free.
  
• The Stone Age is too good for them.
  
• The Truth: Get it fresh or not at all.
  
• The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
  
• This is the alternate universe.
  
• This message was created before a live studio audience.
  
• Though I walk thru the valley, I fear no evil, for I am the IRS
  
• To much of a good thing is a gift from the gods.
  
• Tonya Harding, Spokeswoman for Full Contact Figure Skating.
  
• Visit the Hannibal Lechter Dinner Theater.
  
• When your head is in the sand, your ass is the target.
  
• Why do Windows users feel like Benjie?
  
• Ye shall know them by their personal.dct
  
• You only get six fouls per game. Make them count.