Darth Vader's great great grandpappy

Arrigato Nippon

The Secret of the Web revealed!

The first recorded usage of HTML

The reason Hillary is against billboards

The obligatory pet picture

Office poster #1

The most amazing part of the government shutdown

The official Democrat election year calendar

Say it short and say it sweet

A New York City 4th of July you can only see here

Ordinarily I include some gratuitous sex at this point to keep the reader's interest. However, new government regulations have required me to steal this from the greatest cartoonist in my world.

Although President Clinton's slight of hand is legendary this was President Aristide's first exposure to it.

After the magic trick Aristide hears the invasion plan.

And here you get the latest on the OJ experience

Now that we are on the brink of the most momentous change in US political history, we need to remember where it all began

You won't have me to kick around any more.
--Richard Milhouse Nixon

An incident that riveted the attention of the nation

Although the President is known for it, he is rarely this blatant

Aussies are very strange people. They do very strange things

Regarding those scurrilous rumors about me. There is no truth to them.

The meaning of the million man march

Images Incarnate? I thought you would never ask