Sean O'Clast, Icon Smasher
by
Matt Giwer (c) 1995 <3/16>

      The young Sean was raised and educated by his family apart from the teachings of the new religion Patrick had brought to auld Erie. As he grew to a young man he made his fame among the old people who were still in power by making jokes of the new Roman Catholic religion. Where they had a sacred belief that was not reasonable he would tell a story that would ridicule it.

     As he grew older the old men in power died off and the younger who were staunch Roman Catholics drove him from Erie as they would have no ridicule of their beliefs. As the older but wise Sean fled first to Britain and then to France and across Europe he found every place his insights into the foibles of Roman Catholicism were not appreciated.

     As his last refuge he found himself in Byzantium where in his audience with the emperor he recited his stories of the foibles of Roman Catholicism and as head of the Eastern Catholic Church he laughed at Sean's wisdom and insight. Sean was appointed to the court with the task of finding fault with the Roman Rite.

     And for years he prospered, traveling around the Empire and every place he went people laughed and understood the failings of the Roman Rite. But in age Sean's compassion for his adopted land and people grew and he wished to give them insight into their own foibles so that they might not be as foolish as their Roman brethren.

     And so he prepared his magnum oratory to reveal his insights into the foolishness of the Eastern Rite. And with great announcement and many to hear, he delivered his wisdom to the empire. And he was executed.

     In his last moments he realized the greatest wisdom an iconoclast can have. It is only the faults of others that people wish exposed.


     More practically those who shatter icons in all directions will collect approbium from all directions. Though they may collect an attaboy from one side or the other occasionally, one aw shit cancels a thousand attaboys. Ridicule 999 liberal and 1 conservative icon or vice versa and one might as well not have lived.

     It is not limited to two sided issues but in humans there exist few places for a person who attacks in all directions. So when we see an person like H. L. Menkin who passed for a liberal in his day, was his position as a thinker safe when fifty years later it surfaced his opinions of races and Jews were the same as was common in his time, everything he wrote, previously praised, was written off.

     Then was the the praise for thinking or not for the thinking rather for the position he took? Could not a clever fool take the same position and garner similar praise? And how does one tell the difference?

     A case could be claim that if enough years go by all the previous issues will be forgotten and a determination can be made. But the nearest example we have of that is Aristophanes and I would suggest that is more based upon modern ignorance of real Greek life than upon his wit. We have no idea of the complete social setting in his time and his breadth may have presented only one side of the thought of the times.

     Rather to be successful, an iconoclast must be a member of only one side and never attack that side. And iconoclast is simply a market niche like any other.

     Perhaps I have bored you to tears but if you got this far let me go into a recent example, Newt Gingrich. He is a man who, like him or not, agree with him or not, he calls them as he sees them. When he started this Congress he called for questioning everything, that thinking was on the table. He assigned a tutorial reading list to the new Congress.

     His point was not only to challenge the icons that had governed Congress for 40 years but to call everything into question. It failed. When he put traditional conservative thinking on the table he lost the thrust of media attention. He still gets a few seconds now and then and agreed the thrust is now with the committee chairmen but under the presumption the media at least wants to know who their audience wants to hear has shifted from "question everything" to challenging what is happening.

     For a more longstanding issue a person can make a career of joking about the Muslims rhetoric against Israel but vice versa is the kiss of death.

     If that is not to your liking find someone puncturing the posturing of the Christians against homosexuality and abortion and then see what happens when that same person punctures the equal stupidity of homosexuals and the pro-abortion types.

     Find a person both strongly supporting the arts and the art of western culture and at the same time being against government funding of the arts and see if he has any friends. Certainly he has friends but does he have someone willing to give him a platform?

     If you wish to be an iconoclast be prepared to have to find some form of mammon that will give you sanctuary and guard your back. And thus you see in western history a dirth of examples of people who will poke holes in every fallacy. You see none who will agree there are no correct answers.

     There is a place that holds all human ideas are humorous. That is the Tao. But then, even the enlightened know there is no fun to be had without choosing a side. And of course the penalty for switching sides is well understood.