Starring HILLARYYYYY CLINTON
Co-starring her smiling husband, Billie Jeff
And Featuring
Al "who are all these people?" Gore
Donna "Poltergeist Psychic" Shalala
Robert "don't need the leg room" Reich
Ron "didn't pay social security either" Brown
Roberta "never met a woman she didn't like" Auchenberg
Janet "never met a man she did like" Reno
Warren "lied to Congress too" Christopher
Lloyd "agreed with Dukakis too" Bentsen
George "he'll say anything" Stephanopoulos
Dee Dee "what's my job?" Meyers
Joycelyn "safer guns and safer bullets" Elders
Hazel "who's she?" O'Leary
Webster "where's my cell?" Hubbell
And the all Male chorus line from the Little Getcher Hard Rocks Off Cafe